Let's Protect our Coco Crunch, Guys!

Unfortunately this is not about Coco Crunch the cereal nor about that Koala(mascot/trademark of that cereal), but I do think that animal with all his jumping around might also be interested in this post.


Have you (yes, you! assuming of course, there's someone else other than me reading this blog) given much thought to the ways you can protect your jewels (a.k.a genitalia)?

For the averate city guy, the words "protection" and "genitalia" would mean only one thing: condom.

Yes, it's sad but true. But this is post is simply not about contraception.

The female members of our specie are more fortunate. There are lots products on the shelves of grocery stores that are geared towards feminine hygiene, but guys, on the other hand, are ever so reliant on the old-soap-shampoo-thing.

I've read some tidbits of male genitalia hygeine in short articles of men's magazines (like: FHM, Penthouse), but they're mostly about watching out for food that would give semen a bad taste for women(?!)

It might come as a shock for most guys, but Oprah(yes, the only and one Oprah, Goddess of TV ratings) did feature some interesting info regarding the male human body. She even had something about a "Broken Penis".

And no, this post is not an pro-Oprah ad.

[Defensive Mode] I'm not a fan of Oprah and her gang of specialists. I can never understand why people are so awed by the Prince of Decor when the guy is so lame and just helping out lame people whose worst problem is how to decorate their homes and who somehow act as if a well-decorated house is a prerequisite for happiness. But I have developed a certain level of appreciation for many of Dr. Oz's advice, especially when he's not talking about the diseases and illness brought about by the use of vanity tools of women(makeup, etc).

If you're a guy and you hear a doctor talking about a "broken penis", you'll probably watch and listen too(or at least end up listening to the Oprah Doctor while pretending to read the sports page of a month-old newspaper).

I had the same sentiments of Dennis Leary(US actor) who initially planned to make fun of Oprah but ended up watching more and more of her show because of the male-oriented topics(or so he claims).

And so back to "broken penis"... Guys should watch where they put their stick.

And by the way, if you are among the few readers of this blog and have reached this part. There is no practical advice here about "protecting" your "coco crunch" and no further details about the "broken penis". This post is just one big rhetorical statement - one big thinking-out-loud episode that I had.

So everytime you see the koala guy and his bowl of cereal, you better remember that bulge/mound between your legs. He/she/it (or whatever name you have christened it/him/her/etc) do need protection.

So guys and gals, let's protect our coco crunch!