1. Blessed are the thrifty who have invested their money in piggy banks for they shall be saved from all the BS and crappy complexities of modern banking.
2. Blessed are the big corporate employees for they shall inherit the title "default honest taxpayers"
3. Blessed are the entrepreneurs for they can have tax advantages(A.K.A no taxes at all)
4. Blessed are those who are in the beer and cigarette business, for they shall inherit the money of those who are struggling to make ends meet but still have the money for vice.
5. Blessed are the freelancers for theirs is the kingdom of owning their own time
6. Blessed are the trillionaires for they shall still have millions if they have lost millions in financial meltdowns.
(Did you know that MS Word 2000 doesn't have "trillionaire" in its dictionary?)
7. Blessed are the those who have invested their money in women and booze for they can easily understand why their money are no longer theirs than those who invested and lost their money in the realm of finance.
8. Blessed are the blessed for they are blessed.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
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