Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Weapons of Mass Er'ction

There are lots of sites floating on the web that offer loads of adult videos.

Nothing surprising about that. There's youporn, if you want an example.

I've just read a SCI-FI book about an entire confederation of planets whose core beliefs were centered upon Christianity. The citizens were moral people who led moral lives. They were doing good because they wanted to and not because they had to. And in that fictional universe, things like premarital sex, hurtful words, and job dissatisfaction were unheard of.

Here's the exercise. Imagine or just pretend that our nations had similar notions and that George's kingdom (good 'ol US, mind you) is one of them.

We will probably be reading something like this in our newspapers:

US:
Iraq, you need to dismantle your weapons of mass er'ction... Or else we will invade your nation and unleash our own brand of weapons of mass er'ction upon you.


If such a scenario exists, I think US would win.
Just think of all the US-based porn stars and you'll agree with me.

And I bet there are conspiracy theories out there that state that the US govt is deliberately helping spread adult videos around the world to influence other nations. There are plenty of anti-US groups worldwide, but chances are, they have members browsing US-based adult videos during their break time. There might be some subliminal messages beneath all those moaning.


Trivia/Question: when you hear the word "er'ction" do you treat it as a reference to the male er'ction?

I can still remember the time when grade school teachers use to tell students to stand erect while singing the national anthem. And I can remember reading phrase like "this building or that statue was erected on".

And regarding sexual arousal, we all know that everyone, male and female alike, can have an er'ction.


Sigh. Nice, just nice.
I've run out of topics and now Im talking about er'ction.

I can imagine this party conversation:
"Hey guys. Check out my latest blog entry. It's about er'ctions."

"No thanks, pal. I've got one here, no need to read about 'em."

"He's right, we dont need to read about them - check out that cute babe and her weapons of mass er'ction"

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